I'm that guy who babbles through the whole movie.

Notes on Serena:

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Why does he want a dead panther so bad?

There's no way in hell that a guy with significant ownership in a railway would take part in the dangerous day to day labor of building railroads.

He's pretending to be serious and she's playing along and they make it work.

*researches multiple romance actors*

Jennifer Lawrence says to Bradley Cooper, "So what? are we like the next Julia Roberts and Richard Gere?"

Bradley Cooper looks like an idiot as he proposes.

AND SOMEHOW THEY GET MARRIED

So he just got married to guilt a banker who is about to bankrupt him? Am I getting that right? Maybe not.

And just like Silver Linings, she has no overt reason to really like him, but does, in spite of him having issues.

Bahaha, she basically admits she is desperate. Question is answered.

Oh, please don't tell me he is intimidated by a smart woman. He can either fight it or accept it.

Ah, I see, she'll meet opposition from the other men. Bleh. It's Bradley Cooper's fault. He should've been more tactful. Introduced her, etc...

"We're fools if we think that what God created can be sacrificed for a quick profit." In reference to the trees, he is right. He's probably just wrong about what God is. And woe, unfortunately that was his entire speech. Ah, he was completely ignored. Mr Logging Baron Cooper drops the F(reedom) bomb and the argument is won. Utterly idiotic.

Oh crap. A woman taming an eagle. I despise symbols, they're such worthless placeholders of the things we assume they stand for.

Debt, God, convenient historical inaccuracies. I love the smell of propaganda in the morning.

She's telling him to kill a man who financially betrayed him. At this point the only reason to continue watching is an interest in character development. I'm afraid I can't even remember their names...